The Coping Diet

Only girls can truly understand this one.
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.

Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Snack
The rest of the Hershey's Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

My friend Annie sent me this email by unknown author, but considering we used to share a locker when we worked in the emergency room for 2 years together, that overflowed (not kidding) with snacks from Sam's club, we pretty much followed the same diet that looked much like the above. Happy Eating!